Dear Lord Sir Michael Caine,
We were wondering what appropriate dress would be for your visit. At the risk of seeming too crawly-fawning, perhaps this would be appropriate?
It's a shirt from your fine motion picture Escape to Victory, otherwise known as simply Victory. It's signed by yourself, the wonderful Pele (who would see a doctor if he had a problem down below, not that he does), and one Sylvester Stallone, who can't play soccer. At all.
For sale now on ebay. Simply stunning, with a strong aroma of Caine...
